I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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