Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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