my mouth tastes like poor choices
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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