He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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