my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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