just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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