That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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