Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I am one with the molecules
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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