He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
The ass gains better be worth it
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