Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
How naked do you want me to be?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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