Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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