don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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