Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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