Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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