love makes seman taste better
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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