Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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