Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Randomize
