I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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