question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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