Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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