I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
