apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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