stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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