good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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