ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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