The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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