Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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