It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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