Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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