at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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