umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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