the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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