stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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