Heybabeimwearingurpanties
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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