from now on my penis is your penis
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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