i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
wanna go halves on a baby?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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