im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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