Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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