Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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