Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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