He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
