She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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