My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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