Do vagina's smell?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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