How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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