I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
this just has baby written all over it
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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