OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
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