I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
