this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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