I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I AM VODKA MAN
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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