I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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