Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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