i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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