More tranny stories later!
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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