And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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