No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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