WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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