I hate all girls vehemently.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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