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found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Come share oat with me in your robe
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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